Recent content by Methodical Management

Ask me after May 10th. You're not? I can only hope that the lingering embarrassment of the Heat game will finally shame Leonsis into prying open his wallet for a real head coach this summer.

You are not the official spokesperson of the global Jewish diaspora, much less the arbiter of "Jewishness." A Washington Post poll of 815 Jewish Americans conducted in September of 2025 found that: 61% of respondents indicated that they believe Israel has committed war crimes against...

I watched the game. Congrats to Bam. His level of effort and activity were extraordinary - especially for a throwaway regular season game his opponents were actively trying to lose. Both sides got what they deserved on that front. I saw that somebody else whose username I only remember...

@jpzx working the Jumbotron?

First 10,000 fans? They only have 9 home games left.

He saw himself on the active list for Thursday and took drastic action.

Haven’t Wizards fans suffered enough?

If you value your posting access, don't promote illegal, counterfeit products.

You need to get off IG even more than KD needs to get off of Twitter.

Competing in the dunk contest is considered time served.

Somewhere in the Northern Waste, a septum-pierced White woman decorates her cubicle with a vuvuzela and a group of strangers thousands of miles apart suffer from a collective migraine. The butterfly effect is real.

No one is calling for the Basketball Hall of Fame to induct Jordan a second time as an executive, like Jerry West. If you believe that his achievements as a player warrant retiring his number for every team in the league, that includes franchises for which he played only two subpar seasons as...